The Soap Gets in Your Eyes

Jenny and I were running a competition at work tonight to see whose episode of our favourite soap to caption would be sappier. She won - my "two hearts beating as one" speech couldn't compete with her marriage proposal set to music.

I thought you might enjoy some little snippets from our in-house cast list which helps us tell who's who:

Brooke Logan Forrester - Ridge’s current wife; has been married to Eric, Ridge, Dr James Warwick, Grant, Ridge, Thorne, Ridge.

Deacon Sharpe - former barman, former band manager, former alcoholic; usually wears a goatee/five o’clock shadow; once married to Bridget but had an affair with her mother and wrecked it all.

Denis - Paige's dead husband, unless that's a fabrication on her part.

Serge (pronounced Sir-Gay)- camp caterer to Spectra, now on contract.

Dr Taylor Hayes Forrester/Doc - Ridge’s beautiful, saint-like dead wife; psychiatrist; has died twice; is currently dead but recently appeared in ghost form; was once kidnapped by a sheik and held as an amnesiac hostage.

And my absolute favourite instruction:

Colour Massimo's mental telepathy dialogue white on blue, prefix with MASSIMO: and position as if he's addressing the person he's trying to communicate with.