And while we're on the subject...
PHRASES TO BE BANNED FROM NEW MUSICAL COMPOSITIONS BY POPULAR BEAT COMBOS
Not saying they haven't been wonderfully satisfying in the past,
but it's time for a change:
references to anything seen through, coming through or stuck to my window
all mention of the fact that the singer woke up this morning
the heinous rhyming of together with forever
any claim that everything is going to be alright
Definitely not an exhaustive list - do make me feel like less of a cranky arse and contribute your own, if you've got 'em.
3 Comments:
rhyming any combination of these:
you
true
do
too
blue
2
using "yeah" at the end of a line to rhyme with "yeah" in the preceding line
another one:
rhyming any word that ends in "day" with another
eg today - yesterday - Monday - one day
grrr
Songwriters writing repeatative songs exclusively about how hard it is to write songs,
Natasha B'Ding-Field, this means you.
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