Stanca da morire

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the world of tired.

Driving to (other) work this afternoon after being up to midnight last night marking and six hours moonlighting at school today, I passed one of those noticeboard thingies that churches everywhere use to offend our senses of humour. It said:

JANE'S WIDOW - TARZAN

Now, I know I'm a bit thick, but in my befugglement I had to go back for a second look to make sense of this one.

No wonder. It turned out to be an advertisement for a lecture,
and what it ACTUALLY said was:

JANE WINDOW - TANZANIA

Good Lord.