For the Love of God

Look what I've just had to caption.
This is why they don't pay me enough.

(Tracey sings)

# Oh, I wish I was a little cake of soap
# I wish I was a little cake of soap
# I'd slip and I'd slidey
# Up and down everyone's hidey
# Oh, I wish I was a little cake of soap. #

Many, MANY types of wrong.
And it should be I wish I WERE, you pillocks!