Film like they're f... No, hang on...

It's taken me all week, Neek, but I think I may have cast the film of my life.
Well, I've narrowed it down to three, at least.

If I had my way (and total chronological licence, obviously),
starring in Troutly magnificence would be...

Miranda Richardson OR Jennifer Ehle OR Pippa Grandison.

But I'd welcome suggestions, either for my film (be kind!) or your own.