Dirty World

By the Travelling Wilburys.
If you need cheering up I recommend you get caught singing it in traffic like I do : )

He loves your sexy body
He loves your dirty mind
He loves when you hold him, grab him from behind
Oh, baby, you're such a pretty thing
I can't wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang

You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me
If you need your oil changed I'll do it for you...free
Oh, baby, the pleasure'd be all mine
If you'd let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine

Every time he touches you his hair stands up on end
His legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend
Oh, baby, you're such a tasty treat
But I'm under doctor's orders, I'm afraid to overeat

He loves your sense of humor, disposition too
There's absolutely nothing that he don't love about you
Oh, baby, I'm on my hands and knees
Life would be so simple if I only had you to please
Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye
You go to the airport now and I'll go home and cry

He loves your...
Electric dumplings
Red bell peppers
Fuel injection
Service charge
Five-speed gearbox
Long endurance
Quest for junk food
Big refrigerator
Trembling Wilbury
Marble earrings
Porky curtains
Power steering
Bottled water
Parts and service

Dirty world, a dirty world, it's a ...ing dirty world