Night Prowl

I'm going to have to stop making polite conversation with the guys who work at the convenience store. I just nicked up there to buy some balloons, and I was quite surprised at the range they had - it's only a little shop and they've got about eight different kinds.

"That's a killer selection of balloons you've got there."
(Pause) "Are you being sarcastic?"

Oh. Luckily I didn't go on to point out how ironic I thought it was that their pet food is next to their mouse traps, Ratsak, Mortein...things for keeping animals alive, things for killing animals. Very neat.