Can I take my head out of the microwave now, Mum?

Well, I don't know what blows your hair back, but for me, my absolute favourite part of just starting to feel better after having behaved like a yutz would have to be when your boss, who wasn't even there for the worst part, says,

"Yeah, I was feeling really sorry for you all the way home."

Wow.

THANKS, MATE.

(Incidentally, you, none of this is even remotely your fault : )