Hooray, I'm a Hybrid!

And there was great rejoicing.

I'm going to be an offliner-onliner. (Now at parties I'll be able to say I work in television without having to dodge the resulting lightning bolt.) It means that as well as pre-recorded stuff I now get to sit in a little office at the TV station and caption the news and other... ahem... 'live' programs - I'd dob them in but I'd be breaking my confidentiality agreement - as they go to air. I'm not a steno - they do the live, live stuff that hasn't been pre-scripted - and nor would I want to be. This is quite enough excitement for now. Yippeee!